Irony 

"DylanToback" (DylanToback) 08/03/2016 at 10:34 • Filed to: None

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3. a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result

Ash78, voting early and often > DylanToback 08/03/2016 at 10:39

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Theory: The Jeep owner was first, saw the ghetto 2/3-scale parking spot and, afraid of jumping the curb and voiding the warranty on her Alfa Romeo car, took the safe way out. Mercedes showed up, saw 1.75 parking spaces and made the only rational defensive choice. The BMW was being borrowed by someone who doesn't normally drive BMWs.

DylanToback > Ash78, voting early and often 08/03/2016 at 10:44

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A solid theory given the amount of information provided. Some useful additional facts:

My garbage phone camera makes the spots look smaller than they are.

The Mercedes parks that way almost every day.

The BMW is mine.

Just to make the situation more absurd, there is a guy who works here with a 2015 E63 AMG and he parks like a normal human being.

The Dummy Gummy > DylanToback 08/03/2016 at 10:48

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That’s just crazy talk. Next you’re going to tell us a Mustang driver in your lot doesn’t his people. Blasphemous

Ash78, voting early and often > DylanToback 08/03/2016 at 10:57

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Excellent parking job, then. I was not aware of your...uh...handicap :D (srsly, as common as they are, that’s the cleanest and most understated of all the 3-series).

DylanToback > Ash78, voting early and often 08/03/2016 at 11:09

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Haha. I agree. I think the E46 design has aged incredibly well.